Pardon us for pulling a Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Sweep your brain with some facts and Easter eggs.
Time to call your uncle.
Are you one of those certifiably weird people that actually like licorice? We've got some bad news, people.
If we have to live with the 24-hour news cycle, every news show should still have a monkey.
If Olestra chips were a thing today, they would last 35 minutes before social media turned on them.
The second coming of Christ as an ex-traffic cop was not on my 2020 bingo, but here we are I guess.
Famous people lie. It's shocking, we know.
It's time to quench your brain.
You deserve nice things.
Not enough toys include subtle references to national tragedies
Seriously folks, that Jolene is one fine looking gal.