The closest Bruce comes to referencing the actual stories is when he sings "Here the ghosts and the goblins can rise from your dreams to steal your heart away." Which is kind of confusing. Is he implying that Nearly Headless Nick and the employees of the local bank are somehow the most notable characters in the Potterverse? At least we'll finally have an official version of this pop culture curio to scrutinize. And until Tom Waits reveals that he secretly wrote a song about Narnia, it will have to do.
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