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The spending spree isn't over! The Weekend of Buy isn't done yet! You can still save! Do you sense the urgency yet? Cyber Monday is about to be over, and you'll never be able to save money for the holidays in 2019 again! These deals are too good to pass up, so get 'em while the getting's good. Use the code CMSAVE20 to save an extra 20% off at checkout.
Sale Price: $38.99
Sheets are expensive as all heck, which is one of the most shocking discoveries of adulthood. Now here's another shocking revelation: These are on sale for a crazy good price!
Sale Price: $59
With the click of a button, this pocket-sized device can translate what you say into 12 different languages. It's the coolest little travel assistant you've ever seen, and will basically make you a much less annoying C-3PO.
Sale Price: $79
These IP67-rated water-resistant earbuds are perfect for those crazy people in your life who insist on running in the rain.
Sale Price: $34.99
Not feeling any of the earbuds you've seen so far? Man, your ears are picky! How about these wireless ones which cost even less?
Sale Price: $170
Why pay for a massage from a stranger when you can give yourself one whenever you want? This handheld massager gives you targeted relief to break up knots and stimulate blood flow. Plus you'll feel like a time-traveler while using it.
Sale Price: $99.99
These high-end headphones deliver elite sound quality in a super compact and portable package. And they charge wirelessly, because who has time to plug things in?
Sale Price: $49.99
Price Drop: $45
If you give this electric brush as a gift, someone might be offended. But then just tell them that it works like a Sonicare, but was, like, $100 less expensive, so it's actually a really thoughtful and awesome gift. And then hand them a mint.
Sale Price: $99.99
Learning new languages makes you smarter, more worldly, and altogether just more useful as a person. You can get intelligent, helpful tools to learn any of 40+ languages at your convenience with this ingenious app.
Sale Price: $149.99
Do you know a gamer who needs better posture? Please, do you know a gamer who doesn't? This seat will help them game more comfortably while also helping to save them from a lifetime of back pain.
Sale Price: $105
You'll never feel icky after taking the trash out ever again, thanks to this sweet invention. This can seals garbage bags and changes them without you ever having to lift a finger. Still, wash your hands afterward, because it's a nice thing to do.
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