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Hosting for the holidays is hard. Hosting for the holidays when you are not remotely prepared to host is a whole lot harder. Keep your kitchen in holiday/fighting condition with these deals, currently on sale for Black Friday prices. Use coupon code BFSAVE20 at checkout to save an additional 20% off everything.
Sale Price: $279.99
This trusty appliance works as a convection oven and a toaster, and it even has a pizza rack underneath. Just be careful. It's hot!
Sale Price: $19.99
Price Drop: $15.99
These beautiful knives will make quick work of all those veggies you have to cut up. Now the whole family can get in on the cutting action, rather than just watch helplessly as you toil away for 10 hours.
Sale Price: $84.99
Price Drop: $74.99
This ingenious coffee maker was designed to create the perfect drip coffee as quickly and seamlessly as possible. Now even your most persnickety guest (we're looking at you, Aunt Stephanie) won't be able to complain.
Sale Price: $49.99
Chances are your family might be drinking a whole lot of wine during the holidays. Serve it up all pretty-like while allowing for natural aeration with this handy decanter.
Sale Price: $378
You can ask the dog to clean up the floor, but even he might be too full after Thanksgiving dinner. Spare him from overeating and go with this pre-owned robot vacuum instead.
Sale Price: $10.99
Do your houseguests a solid and light their way to the porcelain throne with this handy device. It's a discreet way to brighten the bathroom late at night, and saves people from blinding themselves with the regular light.
Sale Price: $38.99
Give your guests fresh new sheets. It's the right thing to do, especially when those sheets are bamboo!
Sale Price: $40
Price Drop: $38
If you're getting new sheets, you might as well get a new comforter! A bed looks naked and weird without a comforter.
Sale Price: $76
Every Thanksgiving, somebody desperately needs a robe. But maybe they don't want to wear one because they are afraid it won't look cool. DudeRobe solves that problem.
Sale Price: $25.60
Now, you shouldn't shame anyone for drinking at Thanksgiving, but if it's 8 a.m. and Uncle Billy wants a beer, he may prefer to get it from this discreet mug.
Prices are subject to change.
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