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Geena Davis Has A Hilarious Lore Explanation for Why She Can’t Be in the New ‘Beetlejuice’ Movie
Thirty-six years later, the afterlife isn’t a viable option for the original leads
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0 The Angriest Reactions That Show How Netflix’ ‘Good Times’ Is the Internet’s New ‘Velma’
Critics have panned Seth MacFarlane and Steph Curry’s animated reboot of a beloved classic, but the fan reactions are even worse
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Add Canada to the List of Things Bill Maher Doesn’t Understand
The ‘Real Time’ host had some harsh words for the Great White North
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- By JM McNab
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8 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Got Way More Behind on Their Taxes Than You
The problem is, the IRS finds it much harder to overlook a couple million
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- By Eli Yudin
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Rob Schneider Has Indeed Been Canceled — By Prominent Republicans
A Republican Senator called Schneider’s jokes ‘gross and vulgar’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Conan O’Brien Explained for Zoomers Who Only Know Him From ‘Hot Ones’
Conan chugged the most intimidating hot sauces on earth to earn the respect of the TikTok generation
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Mel Brooks Created ‘Get Smart’ as a Screw You to Sitcoms
Brooks wasn’t a big fan of cloying mothers and wacky housekeepers
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- By JM McNab
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27 Upsetting Screenshots From Conan O’Brien’s ‘Hot Ones’ Appearance
You can’t give a man this Irish sauce this hot
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- By Eli Yudin
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John Early Is Figuring Out How to Be Sincere
As the star of the sharp new indie ‘Stress Positions,’ the irreverent comic works in a more serious vein. He tells Cracked why he’s getting comfortable with being earnest — even if he’s scared everyone will think he’s pretentious
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- By Tim Grierson
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21 Teen Movies Whose Adults Were the Real Heroes
The principal in ‘The Breakfast Club’ had every right to hate those kids
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Bill Bellamy Remembers Inventing the Term ‘Booty Call’
‘If I would have known what a trademark could be at in 1991, I’d probably be sitting on about 200 million right now’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Poland Just Did What Hundreds of Class Presidents Couldn’t
You’ll answer for your lies, Tyler
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- By Eli Yudin
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Ryan Reynolds Pulls Seductive Prank on ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Star Rob McElhenney
Hint: It featured McElhenney’s soft, delicate chest hair
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- By Matt Solomon
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14 ‘SNL’ Parody Sketches That Really Skewered the Source Material
Take that, two-time Academy Award winner Quentin Tarantino!
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- By Jesse
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5 Deaths That Make You Say, ‘Well, He Was Asking For It’
Here’s the story of a trophy hunter who got crushed to death by a dead elephant
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- By Ryan Menezes
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