Cracked Archive - Celebrities

John Mulaney Says 'SNL' Monologue Got Him Investigated By The Secret Service

The Secret Service, not understanding humor since 1865.


15 Bizarre Habits Of Incredibly Successful People

It's a fine line between genius and insanity.


15 Weird Details About Love Actually That You Never Knew

The set of Love Actually was … actually kind of slapsticky.


One Man's Crusade To Officially Name A Island (... After Busta Rhymes?)

He's just convinced Mr. Rhymes would appreciate its bounty of recreation and healthy snacks.


5 'What?' Side Projects From The Most Famous People Of 2020

Lately, everyone's been in the bathroom screaming. But earlier, they did some notable stuff.


The Author Of 'Les Miserables' and 'The Hunchback of Notre-Dame' Was Thirsty As Hell

He was the father of French literature, but he was also its daddy.


Correction: Brown Stuff Leaking Down Rudy Giuliani's Face Likely Not Hair Dye, Experts Say

Experts sound off on what exactly was that brown gunk streaming down the 'Borat 2' star's temples.


The Celebrity Interviewer With Zero Chill: Leta Powell Drake

How do you grow the pair to sit across from the likes of Tim Curry, turn to the camera, and say 'He looks evil in many ways'?


16 Famous Folks Whose Identities Remain A Mystery

What is an Art Collective but a bunch of anonymous weirdos?


People Who Complain About 'Men In Dresses' Are Pointless

Because nothing riles up the internet like a male pop star in a dress.


The Internet Roasts Elon Musk For Being A 'Space Karen'

Not all Karens have the manager's number on speed dial. Some of them are actually just billionaire tech bros with a penchant for space travel and hyperloop technology.