Cracked Archive - Celebrities

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Has Anybody Seen Mickey Rourke?

According to my Wikipedia deep dive, he hasn't existed since 2013.

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Incredibly Stupid Man, Kanye West, Might Get People Killed

Kanye West is a dangerous idiot.

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Rich Artists Pen Letter Demanding You Let Them Hate In Peace

This is truly the most oppressed anyone has been in history.

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5 Celebrities Whose Side Projects Are Pure Yikes

These definitely aren't 'Paul Newman gave us delicious lemonade' kinds of situations.

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The Dr. Seuss Antifa Cartoons You've Probably Never Seen

Weird, America First was problematic in the 1940's too?

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Carl Reiner And Mel Brooks' Heartbreaking Yet Wonderful Friendship

The two comedy legends hung out every night.

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Shane Dawson's Bogus 'Apology' Got Him Demonetized From YouTube

Imagine being so bad at saying 'sorry' that you get in MORE trouble.

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Bob Ross Loved Animals (As Much As He Loathed People)

Bob Ross = The Tiger King + Ace Ventura

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5 Absolutely Bananas Celebrity Stalker Tales You've Never Heard

Seriously folks, 'wanting to have Keanu Reeves's baby' should not be one's day job.

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Unexpectedly Sexy Celebrity Photos

Famous people with way more smolder than you realized.

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Leave Mia Khalifa The Hell Alone

Why do people carry so much anger towards the people they've jerked off to?

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5 Incredibly Screwed-Up Acts By Beloved Celebrities

Celebrities are just like us ... except when they do stuff like this.

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Why Jon Stewart And Tucker Carlson Aren't The Same

Jon Stewart is not responsible for blending the lines between journalism and entertainment.

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