Move over, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, there's a new underground lair in town...
Are you one of those certifiably weird people that actually like licorice? We've got some bad news, people.
The second coming of Christ as an ex-traffic cop was not on my 2020 bingo, but here we are I guess.
It's time to quench your brain.
Seriously folks, that Jolene is one fine looking gal.
Seriously, is it Reese Witherspoon? Some dead guy from the 1800s? My mom?
Intercourse, Pennsylvania has some stiff competition.
Yes, the northeastern state of New Jersey, lovingly dubbed 'The Armpit of America' has a crackerjack Twitter.
Stories keep evolving, revealing layer after layer of weirdness.
Several billion years from now, a hot dog and a soda will cost $1.50 at Costco.
Even RBG had her savage moments, especially when it came to fantasy sports.
Sometimes you just gotta watch a calm man talk about the roundness of little bunnies.