Cracked Archive - Sex

How NYC Sex Clubs Stay Open With Social Distancing Laws

Mostly it's a lot of cleaning and a lot of space.

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NYC's Government Officially Endorsed Glory Holes

This is probably (hopefully?!) the only time the government is going to officially endorse outdoor group leather sex through a hole in the wall.

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Unexpected Facts About What Women And Men Find Attractive

Love may be blind, but attraction is weird af.

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Casual Sex Sleepovers Are Now A Crime In Great Britain

No sex outside of wedlockdown.

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The Jedi Are A Bunch Of Hos

Search your feelings, you know the Jedi boned.

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The Best of Social Distancing Erotic Literature, Reviewed

Hey, sometimes you're quarantined with a tentacle monster.

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Ways Dating Apps Have Failed Us

When the problem-solving app actually creates more problems.

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New Netflix Show Sits Atop Trash TV Mountain

Witness the impossible task of hot people not having sex for a week.

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Amazon's Erotica Section Is The Dollar Store For Horniness

The human boner is a powerful thing.

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The Renaissance Of 'Thicc' Might Be Upon Us

A thiccassance if you will.

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Kraft Macaroni And Cheese Is A Sexual Aid Now, Just In Time For Valentine's Day

No, this is not about someone sticking their dick in a bowl of mac & cheese

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