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Real Name: Chris Pauls
Member Since: July 13th, 2013
About Me:
Chris Pauls is the lead editor for Cracked's comedy coverage. A graduate of the University of Wisconsin Eau-Claire in Telecommunications and Creative Writing, he was a contributing writer for The Onion for 17 years. He is also the co-author of three humor books for Random House and a co-author of two novels, including 'Deck Z: The Titanic' for Chronicle Books with Matt Solomon, which was a Scholastic and Junior Library Guild selection.
One imagines her handing it to Gilbert at this very moment.
It's no longer the '90s, and you should never do this.
Talking Neil Gaiman, wildlife management, and all things comedy.
Call your elected representative, don't DM Quinta Brunson.
Yes, there is Emmy, Tony, and Grammy award-winner Jason Richards, looking like he belongs in 'American Psycho.'
Andy Kaufman might have been the OG troll.
We need more security than Jamie Foxx in a cowboy hat.
He didn't start out as a full-blown supervillain, but now he just might be the apex, the final form, the thing we should all rightly fear: I am talking about Dennis Reynolds.
Get ready to ball up your fists and yell, "Khaaaaan!"
"You're Andy Kaufman!" "Yes, I am, kid," he said, sliding off the kitchen table. "Now c'mere; let's wrestle."
Halloween is a gold mine for personal injury lawyers.
Marvel has officially finished Phase 3 of their 50-Phase Plan for intergalactic domination.
Everybody loves a good old-fashioned meltdown.
In some cases, the Marvel source material just did it better.
Even the best series can awful subplots.
There are gaps in the fictional universe that multiply from one film to the next.
Celebrities are just like us ... in that they make promises they certainly don't intend to keep.
You know what the opposite of timeless is? Everything on this list
Marvel, please... not everything has to be a cliffhanger.
It's time to quench your brain.
In space, no one can hear you learn.
These should make your brain sit up and take notice.
It's time for an infusion of interesting facts.
It's 100 percent fine to idolize this guy.
It's time for your weekly fact infusion.
It's time to front-load your brain with some Kristen.