DanDuddy

Real Name: DanDuddy

Member Since: November 10th, 2010

About Me:
Spambot gained sentience. Current Cracked Columnist
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  • 13

'The Bachelorette' Has Completed The Transformation Into A Sport

By Dan Duddy

It is something we've always known, but dang if this season's finale didn't prove it.

  • 14

Seems Like Nobody Wants To Win This Season Of 'The Bachelorette'

By Dan Duddy

What happens when they all suck?

  • 12

'Bachelorette's 'Kiss' Was Fake Even By Reality TV Standards

By Dan Duddy

Even from the meta-reality we inhabit while watching this show, this made our brains hurt.

  • 5

We've Reached The Most Awkward Moment On 'The Bachelorette' Possible

By Dan Duddy

There is only the ever-present, infinite cringe of this one singular event permeating throughout the multiverse

  • 9

'The Bachelorette' Just Did 'Seinfeld's 'The Contest'

By Dan Duddy

Can any of these hornt up reality stars truly be masters of their domain?

  • 8

Maybe 'The Bachelorette' Doesn't Need A 'Villain' Anymore

By Dan Duddy

Maybe the real villain all along is this show.

  • 2

'Fast And Furious' Connection To 'Better Luck Tomorrow' May Run Even Deeper

By Dan Duddy

It might not just be Han ...

  • 12

How 'The Bachelorette' Is Turning Into 'Survivor'

By Dan Duddy

"I'm not here to make friends," is no longer an option.

  • 7

The Bizarre Origin Of Massachusetts' Statue Of A Boy ... Uh, 'Riding' A Turtle

By Dan Duddy

Consider us shell-shocked.

  • 11

Don't Actually Admit You Came On 'The Bachelorette' To Be Famous, Dummy

By Dan Duddy

This might be the dumbest move in 'Bachelorette' history.