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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
About Me:
Ryan Menezes has written over 1,300 articles, totaling over 1.5 million words, attracting over 150 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.
The worst part about your kid lying to you? Probably the murder part
Politics is bad now. But at least they don’t kill you to protest the president from a solar eclipse
We have a totally legit reason for putting a dead rat in the microwave
It might be because you’re anxious, but there may also be another explanation no one talks about
You know what used to be the worst part of using toilet paper? Splinters
Turns out the most dangerous part of space is the last thing you’d expect
Here’s the story of a trophy hunter who got crushed to death by a dead elephant
Here’s why you should never fly a plane over a zoo
You might not like the idea of a lone toilet in the middle of a room, but hear us out
Your bed may contain your doom. Or might contain your mom, with David Bowie
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
Real hostage situations get way crazier than you think.
The way these debates are held today renders them almost completely pointless.
Well, these are some weird shenanigans.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
Surprisingly, the kidnappers often end up hurt themselves.
We like to think we run the planet, with our higher intelligence and penchant for being pretty innovative at warfare. But a hard glance at the animal kingdom gives us pause.
Hollywood lied to us. And so did the history books.
Warning: A fair chunk of this list comes from Cosmo.
You can probably think of a a few people you'd never forgive. But the following people were a lot better at forgiving than you are.
If you're anything like us, you've watched the world burn. Not on purpose, mind you, but because you've become an expert in destroying city blocks while trying to bake a pan of brownies.
People are constantly thinking of the children. Maybe thinking a little too hard, and objecting too hard.
Sometimes, science sounds like utter madness.
Shortcuts to becoming a more competent person
Feast your eyes on the following! (Warning: May contain some actual eye feasting.)
If you're having a hard time with this whole living thing, we're here to help.