You know what used to be the worst part of using toilet paper? Splinters
At this point you could probably run them on a toaster oven
‘WITNESS ME!!’
Stop talking about the poster in ‘Shawshank Redemption’!
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ didn’t need that last shot of Bruce
Paul Scheer says it’s the best middle finger of all time
It might be because you’re anxious, but there may also be another explanation no one talks about
Remembering the times ‘SNL’ backed far away from the cutting edge
They had evidence, or they thought they did