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6 Bizarre Things Nobody Tells You About Weight Loss Surgery
Surgery is often seen as the easy way out for people who are too lazy to diet and exercise, like a cheat code to skinny. Let me assure you, it's not.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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6 Weird Realities of My Life With an Awful Superpower
Superpowers are awesome, but did you know they exist in real life? They're just not quite as comic book-worthy.
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- By Jason Iannone, Stephanie Erdman
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5 Bizarre Things Taxi Drivers Know About You
Being a cabby is a carousel of surreal comedy, harsh life lessons, and unwelcome nudity.
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- By Anonymous, J.F. Sargent
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5 Surprising Insider Facts About Welfare
The biggest waste of taxpayer dollars on welfare is the money we spend trying to prevent people from getting welfare.
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- By J.F. Sargent, Kyle, Melinda, Rhys
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5 Things I Learned Cheating (and Getting Caught) in a Casino
Before I got sick of sucking in secondhand smoke at the tables and quit, I learned a few weird things about the art of betting on pictures of numbers and royalty to pay my rent.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Dr. John Oakes
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5 Ways People Who Cut Themselves Are Nothing Like You Think
When I was 16, I began hurting myself to cope with emotional stress.
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- By Amanda Mannen, J.F. Sargent, 'Emily', Lauren Ipsum
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