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5 Reasons I Lost $9,000 On An iPhone Game
Jason Croghan has spent several thousand dollars on smartphone games, and he told us all about how they sink their claws into you and don't let go.
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- By Mark Hill, Jason Croghan
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My Boyfriend Is Jesus: 7 Experiences Of A Nun
The phrase "Bride Of Christ" is taken a lot more literally than you might think.
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous, Isaac Cabe
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5 Awful Truths About Surviving Flesh-Eating Bacteria
We sat down with a woman whose father contracted Fournier's Gangrene, an aggressive brand of flesh-eating bacteria famed for attacking its victims crotch-first.
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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I Buy Human Teeth: 4 Realities Of A Weird Black Market
Where do your teeth go after they've been pulled out of your screaming skull by a sadist with a light on his forehead?
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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5 Weird Realities Of Suicide (Thanks To Twitter)
As a result, misinformation spreads like wildfire even among people who think they're doing good ... maybe more so, since self-righteousness is like napalm in this metaphor.
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- By Robert Evans, Amber McCullers
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5 Things I Learned Committing A Campus Sexual Assault
Tim told us about committing sexual assault. If you want to change a culture, first you need to understand it ... and there are a lot of Tims out there.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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Everyone Assumes You're Violent: Realities Of Being Bipolar
We sat down with Wren Williams, a woman who suffers from bipolar disorder, and here's what she told us about living with one of the most stigmatized illnesses in the modern world.
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- By Robert Evans, Wren Williams
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6 Things You Learn Preserving America's Past
We sent one of our interviewers to Washington D.C. to speak with a source at a national archive, about saving relics from America's past from ending up next to your Taco Bell receipt in the trash.
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- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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6 Things You Learn As A Lesbian Porn Star
We sat down with lesbian porn star Lily Cade to learn about working in the business. Here's what she told us.
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- By Robert Evans, Lily Cade
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Bribing Kids: 5 Realities Of Planning Rich Kid Birthdays
We spoke to a party planner in one of the wealthiest counties in the United States. Here's what she told us ...
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- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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5 Things You Learn Surviving An F5 Tornado
We sat down with one woman whose family narrowly survived a tornado to find out what it's like to be at ground zero when the weather tries to assassinate you
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- By S. Crowl, Ryan Menezes
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5 Awful Realities Of Life With An 'Invisible Illness'
If you have ever had the plague, no one accused you of faking it to get handicapped parking for your oxen or whatever. Not the case with my particular disease.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Dani Fryling
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6 Lessons I Learned At A Home For Mentally Disabled Adults
We spoke to someone who spent years working as a manager in a community for the intellectually disabled to learn about the brutal realities of one of the country's most invisible demographics.
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- By Mark Hill, Anonymous
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We Have Protesters: 5 Ugly Truths Of The Spelling Bee
We sat down with a speller who competed in the National Bee in 2004. He told us some pretty unfortunate things.
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- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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I Diagnose Your Diseases: 7 Horrifying Realities
I'm a microbiology technologist. Every day I look at a series of disgusting samples of bodily waste and diseased flesh to figure out why a patient is sick.
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- 439