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5 Surreal Realities Growing Up As The Daughter Of A Mob Boss
Being Meadow Soprano is exactly as dramatic as it sounds.
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- By Anonymous
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5 Reasons Life’s Surprisingly Hard Never Having A Photo I.D.
This is government bureaucracy at its finest.
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- By R. Jason Benson
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My Bizarre Life After Playing The Bully In A Christmas Story
You may not recognise the name Zack Ward, but approximately 100 percent of you know him as Scut Farkus. We talked to good ole Scut, and here's what we learned.
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- By Mark Hill
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I Survived 996 Days As A Hostage (They Killed Everyone Else)
Being captured by terrorists isn't exactly a walk in the park. But they do have Xbox.
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- By Robert Evans
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4 Facts Of Life In A Town That’s Constantly Bombed By Drones
We talked to Muhammad about living in a sneak preview of a horrifying Skynet future. Here's what we learned.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Muhammad
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6 Realities Of Life When Your Mom Is A Working Prostitute
We spoke to 'Felicia,' whose mother worked at a New Zealand brothel when Felicia was a teenager. Here's what we learned.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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No Open Casket Funeral For You: Realities Of The Autobahn
The Autobahn is a lot more metal than we imagined.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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5 New Tactics In Civil Disobedience, Taught By Standing Rock
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- By Robert Evans, Tamlin Magee
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How To Disappear Completely (By A Fugitive Still On The Run)
If you had to disappear, could you do it?
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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The Dystopian Realities Of The Modern Pilgrimage To Mecca
Over two million Muslims make the journey to Mecca each year That's a lot of people doing something we know nothing about.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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5 Things I Learned Testing Video Games For A Living
If you think a 90-hour work week doing nothing but playing video games sounds like heaven on earth. Well, think again.
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Things You Learn About People As A Private Investigator
Private investigator is right up there with astronaut or professional cyborg as the job we all wanted to do as kids.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Signs Of A Creepy Government Conspiracy At Standing Rock
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- By Robert Evans, Tamlin Magee
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ISIS Has A New, Much Deadlier Type Of Propaganda
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- By Robert Evans
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The Bizarre Reality After Your Baby Dies From SIDS
Parents are left with endless questions they'll never get answered ... and get to spend the grieving process being treated like murderers.
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- By Robert Evans
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