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5 Things You See Notifying The Families Of Dead Soldiers
Chances are you've never stopped to think about the guy whose job it is to deliver the worst news possible to family after family. Those guys are known as Casualty Notification Officers, and we interviewed one who served during the Iraq War.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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My Pregnancy Tried To Kill Me: 6 Insane Realities
Hey, internet! Let's talk about reproductive rights! Whoa, you have torches and pitchforks out already?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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My Fetish Is So Weird I Had To Invent A New Type Of Porn
This is the story of how one man built an erotic empire -- and what he lost in the process.
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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5 Reasons Stealing Is One Of The Worst Addictions Possible
It turns out there are lots of people out there who compulsively steal stuff they can't even use, and even they don't know why.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
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5 Horrifying Things You See Driving A Freight Train
Driving a freight train is the type of job that doesn't seem like much of a challenge until you realize it could murder an entire city.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
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Here's An Inside Look At The Therapists Who F#ck Clients
Let's talk about crippling sexual dysfunction, baby.
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- By Robert Evans
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4 Ways Life Looks Shockingly Different With Only One Eye
We spoke to a few Cyclopses about their experience, and it turns out it's all fun and games until somebody loses an ... oh, right.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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I Have No Hands: 4 Life Hacks I Use To Live An Awesome Life
Thomas B. can do you some things you probably can't, but he's still missing his fingers in a world designed by and for them, and sometimes that really freaking sucks.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Is This Porn? 5 Realities Inside A Strange New Art Form
ASMR videos baffle science, but millions of views on the internet suggests there's something to this strange phenomenon.
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- By Stephanie Georgopulos
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Racism Makes People Horny: Confessions Of A Real Dominatrix
We talked to a dominatrix named Natasha to help us sort out the hows, whats, no seriously whats, and dear god whys of sexual fetishes.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Things You Learn At A Hospital In An Active Warzone
Where there are war zones, there are hospitals full of hardworking people putting comrades, enemies, and civilians back together all in the same shift.
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- By Robert Evans, Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
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6 Insane Realities When You Sweat Through Your Shoes Daily
The same is true of sweating. If you sweat so much that you have a Dwayne Johnson amount of sheen on you for weeks on end, life gets complicated. And wet.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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I Teach At A For-Profit College: 5 Ridiculous Realities
It turns out these schools are way shadier than you're actually thinking.
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- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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I Trick Bulls Into Gay Sex: 5 Realities Behind Your Beef
The world consumes a lot of beef. But how much do you actually know about it?
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- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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Why Are Cops Shooting Dogs? 5 Things You Should Know
Tiffanie nearly went to jail for putting her own body between a state trooper's gun and her beloved dog. Here's what she told us.
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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