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We think of evolution as something that takes centuries to come to fruition. In actuality, though, it's happening more rapidly than we realize.
Stephen King characters would have better luck than this.
Horror movies are supposed to scare us into a new pair of pants. Sometimes, though the horror inexplicably stops for a moment of unintended hilarity.
All bullshit is uncovered with time (or sometimes, just Google).
It's good feeling to walk out of a monster movie knowing full well that we're safe from the beast on the screen. Well ... you can imagine where this is going ...
Sometimes, the best comedy is the kind you're least expecting.
We remember our favorite childhood movies with extreme fondness ... but only because we blocked out the terrifying parts.
Your entire perception of history is totally whacked out, and we're going to prove it.