Clearly the approval process for these toys included a shrug and 'Whatever.'
By now you should know that we at Cracked have trouble swallowing the information that's been passed down to us throughout the years.
We all know that creative minds tend to be into some pretty weird things. But it turns out that if you look close enough, some of those fixations are all up in their works.
While we go about our busy lives, smoking pipes and seeing things through rose-tinted monocles, we don't ever stop realize how the littlest things tend to make everything we do that much easier.
Americans more or less have a pretty skewed view on other cultures. But what happens when we flip that around?
With billions of people existing together on this planet, those with quirky habits tend to find each other. And then things get kind of weird.
All those heroic deeds are accompanied by a host of crimes that would put any normal person in jail.