While we concede there are no truly 'smart' characters in thrillers, these allegedly smart people are exceptionally dumb.
Don't call it destroying the magic of life. Call it the search for truth and justice.
Bright lights reveal a lot of secrets -- literally.
You never know when a new celebrity feud will pop up. The only surprising thing about them is how dumb the backgrounds leading to the beef can be.
You could dig a plot hole to China and it'd still make more sense than these.
The romantic tumult that movie characters go through can sometimes be pretty laughable. Most times, actually.
The limelight isn't for everyone. Some people just turn around and casually stroll to greener pastures in the other direction.
Some one-liners are so atrociously awful that they deserve some special recognition.
We like to think the term 'snake oil' is reserved for old-timey traveling salesman and the holistic medicine aisle of Whole Foods, but it turns out it hits closer to home than that.
Sometimes even the most seemingly affable individuals reveal themselves to be kinda dickheads.