Quite frankly there aren't enough holidays in America centered around vikings and getting staggering drunk.
It's like Lego knew the only way to make people care about the prequels was by shoehorning in a character who is, at best, tangentially related to the entire series.
Part of an extra's job description is 'Not ruining the movie for everyone.' These people failed in that regard.
Sometimes you don't need to manipulate an image to make your audience second-guess themselves. Sometimes all you have to do is simply snap the picture.
And, still, we're sure the comments will be full of people claiming to be experts on Saturn and how these are all B.S.
When genius just isn't working, idiocy is your only option.
1st in military. Last in common sense.
There's a lot of information out there that, upon first learning, just seems completely unfathomable to imagine. Thankfully, now you don't have to imagine.
It turns out history is loaded with freakier boning than anything the porn industry can churn out.