It turns out that, no, famous people did not just appear beautifully from the void.
Most these movies could've been solved in minutes by a trip to the Dollar General.
Start hoarding now, folks.
Welcome to the future, where we still deal with ancient B.S. while we catch Pokemon on our smartphones.
Spoiler alert: Not everything you read on the internet is true.
Pretty much, living in the U.S. gives you the ability to visit 50 different countries in no time.
Hey, internet! Look at you doing good things and stuff! Go, you!
You're pretty much going to be qualified for a ton of jobs after reading these.
It's time to learn from the masters.
These myths were probably all conjured up by people who were totally plastered.
Some things you can't just hand wave away, Hollywood.
Just a reminder that Mother Nature can be absolutely ruthless.