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Calm Down, Internet: Adam Carolla Said Something Sexist!
So Adam Carolla said a stupid thing, and it could have ended there. But then, the Internet.
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- By Daniel O'Brien
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Deleted Scene That Would Have Ruined 'Shawshank Redemption'
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- By Fatawesome .com
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Mathematical Proof That the Media Is Sexist and Bad at Math
There's a perception floating around that men tend to have more sexual partners than women, because, you know, men are horn dogs. You probably believe it yourself. The media certainly does.
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- By Dennis Hong
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Why The Flintstones Takes Place in a Post-Apocalyptic Future
'The Flinstones' is a far sadder show than you thought.
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- By Anthony Scibelli, Logan Trent
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"Snozzberry": The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children's Movie
Snozzberries?
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- By Anthony Scibelli
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Debate: Should Hotels Charge for Wi-Fi?
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- By Gladstone, Adam Tod Brown
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The 10 Bases of Sex Metaphors
Everyone knows what first througth home is, but did you know there are a whole six bases that nobody tells you about?
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- By Winston Rowntree
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Proof That ‘Demolition Man’ Was a Visionary Film
What do Taco Bell and fine dining have in common? One prophetically awesome movie.
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- By Luis Prada
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What Your Playlist Actually Says About You
Surprisingly, your playlist is not persuasively hip as you probably think.
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- By Kristi Harrison, Logan Trent
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5 Reasons Ol Dirty Bastard's Biopic Must be a Superhero Film
Finally, a dead musician biopic that doesn't have to suck, assuming they're willing to turn it into a superhero movie.
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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The Most Screwed Over Man in the History of Movies
Being married to James Marsden is the number one cause of infidelity in movies. In fact, cheating on the blandly handsome actor appears to be right up there with
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- By Jack O'Brien, Beau Dan
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The Most Baffling PSA Ever: Vote Like ... Spider-Man?
How do you take something boring and make it seem hip and cool? Not this way.
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- By Logan Trent
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4 Reasons the Miami Marlins Are the Tackiest Team in Sports
The newly redesigned Miami Marlins have transformed themselves into the Don Johnson circa-1985 of Major League Baseball.
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- By Adam Tod Brown, Logan Trent
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