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Why Lifelong Jobs Are a Thing Of the Past
The papacy is a lifetime gig, leaving many people confused as to why he would suddenly have the gall to quit without dying.
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366 Why McDonald's Has the Most Insane Twitter Account
Who the hell do these people think they're talking to? McDonald's CEO Don Thompson? A laptop possessed by the ghost of Maurice McDonald? Mayor McCheese?
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- By Cyriaque Lamar
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The 4 Least Anticipated Movies of March 2013
Here are four movies being released this March that you should avoid even wandering drunkenly into on St. Patrick's Day.
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- By Tom Reimann
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3 Bizarre Celebrity Shout-Outs in the Middle of Tragedies
It's often said that there's no such thing as bad publicity, but good luck selling that idea to the celebrities on this list.
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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The True Story of Every Crappy Ad You See on TV
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- By Winston Rowntree
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3 Personal Disneylands Being Planned By Total Lunatics
It turns out there are several private cities currently in development that were seemingly designed for the sheer purpose of inflating one or more egos, to be built with the brick and mortar of unbridled lunacy.
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- By Mark Hill
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4 Crazy Land Claims Actually Recognized By the Government
Crazy people will pronounce themselves ruler of the Sovereign Nation of Tittyfartsylvania or President of Madeuplandington with some regularity. What is more stunning is when actual governments choose to recognize them.
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- By Andrew Heaton
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The 7 Most Ridiculous Rough Drafts of Famous Brand Logos
Most successful brands have instantly recognizable logos. However, early drafts of some of the most famous logos in the world apparently confused 'recognition' with 'bitter insanity.'
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- By Evan V. Symon , Kier Harris
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The 3 Most Impressive Acts of Charity By Famous People
'Marley figured he would spread the credit around to help the people he cared about. MC Hammer tried a similar tactic, albeit with much less success.'
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- By Karl Smallwood
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4 Hopelessly Outdated Technologies People Still Use
Despite the fact that we live in a culture where most of us carry telephones 'in our pockets' that can access any piece of information ever recorded (and also make phone calls), there are still countless people around the world who depend on painfully outdated technology as part of their daily routine.
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- By Jason Iannone
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5 Grimms' Fairy Tales Way Too Dark to Read to Kids
The Brothers Grimm were a pair of child-hating lunatics.
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- By Christina W.
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4 Works of Propaganda That Prove Dictators Suck at Photoshop
When it comes time to illustrate their propaganda, every single one of these dictators seems wholly unable to find people with any Photoshop experience, or indeed anyone who was ever seen Photoshop before in their entire life.
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- By Luis Prada
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3 Insulting Things Named After Famous People
It's not until you reach a certain station in life that people start naming things after you. It's supposed to be an honor, but sometimes, famous people end up with their names attached to some truly terrible things.
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- By Alex Schmidt
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5 Meteor Videos That Prove Russians Don't Give a F#@k
Videos of apocalyptic destruction raining down from the heavens spontaneously flooded YouTube last night.
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- By Jason Pargin
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3 Musicians Who Took Insane Risks to Play Awesome Gigs
People like to talk about the power of music, but we're all pretty much agreed that in reality, even the most rocking Springsteen song can't stop a bullet or cure a disease. The musicians in these stories would beg to differ, though.
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- By Brendan Bourque-Sheil
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