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The Sun-Powered Plane That Set Solar Energy Back 50 Years

It's hard to screw up something that could run your car for free, which makes what we're about to show you that much more incredible.

Authors: By David Christopher Bell
Published: April 30, 2013
Comments: 548

The New Pizza Hut App That Helps Make Kids Even Lazier

It must be tough to sell cheap, greasy pizza to a demographic that thinks malt liquor and Bugles are a balanced breakfast, Pizza Hut.

Authors: By Mark Hill
Published: April 29, 2013
Comments: 503

5 Sci-Fi Gadgets That Are Really Just Everyday Objects

A good movie prop master can create the most realistic device from any old cheap piece of shit lying around.

Authors: By Eric Yosomono, Gregory Myers, Chris Fox
Published: April 28, 2013
Comments: 506

Why the 'Zombieland' TV Show Bit Off More Than It Can Chew

If you've watched it, this was probably the thought running through your head: 'How did we go from such a great movie to ... this?'

Authors: By Luis Prada
Published: April 27, 2013
Comments: 328

The Senator Who Wants You to Know He's Completely Insane

Last week, New York state senator Greg Ball made a tweet, which as we all know is never a good idea for an elected official whose name sounds like genitals.

Authors: By David Christopher Bell
Published: April 26, 2013
Comments: 1038

The 4 Best Moments from the Fastest Career Meltdown Ever

Last weekend, rookie news anchor A.J. Clemente debuted in his very first live broadcast at Bismarck, North Dakota's own KFYR-TV. It didn't go well.

Authors: By David Christopher Bell
Published: April 25, 2013
Comments: 678

The New Sex Toy That Is Trying to Ruin Foreplay Forever

Fundawear, vibrating underwear controlled via smartphone app to keep you and your long-distance significant other from masturbating like normal human beings. Or, more likely, to fingerblast some stranger you just met on the Fundawear forums.

Authors: By XJ Selman
Published: April 24, 2013
Comments: 375

4 Reasons Everyone in the New Superman Movie is a Dick

We're beginning to notice a disturbing trend with each new Superman preview -- every single character in the movie seems to be a massive shithead.

Authors: By CRACKED
Published: April 23, 2013
Comments: 855

4 Baffling Ways Famous Musicians Released Albums

Every now and then these gimmicks come along and are so hilariously misguided that you wonder if the artist's real goal is to drift back into obscurity.

Authors: By Ridley Davis
Published: April 22, 2013
Comments: 336

5 Reasons No One Will Use Google Glass (Explained By Google)

We're not going so far out on a limb to say that Google Glass is the next Virtual Boy because, well ... we all still want one. Also, they already did it for us. Just watch the video, which, like the Virtual Boy ads, simply can't manage to downplay its own faults.

Authors: By CRACKED Staff
Published: April 21, 2013
Comments: 970

The New Movie That Is Clearly a 'Men in Black' Rip-Off

In case you don't want to sit through the two and a half minutes of agony, we've broken it down for you.

Authors: By David Christopher Bell
Published: April 20, 2013
Comments: 664

The 5 Most Ridiculous Things People Tried to Patent

Creating something new is hard. It's certainly much easier to patent things that have already been invented, which is exactly what these people did.

Authors: By Michael Greenbrier, Ann Z.
Published: April 19, 2013
Comments: 468

The GE Mascot That Proves They've Never Seen 'The Matrix'

A commercial has to pass before several sets of eyes before it even gets filmed, let alone before it makes it to television. This is why GE's new ad for its hospital equipment is so confounding.

Authors: By David Christopher Bell
Published: April 18, 2013
Comments: 483