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5 Hilarious Ways Technology Screwed Over Criminals
Some criminals seem to view the Internet and cellphones as part of some untraceable cloud of witchcraft.
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305 3 Ways Technology Is Exposing the Horrors of Restaurants
The following things have been going on in the food industry since times immemorial. The only difference is that now all of this dreadful shit is now being meticulously cataloged on the Internet.
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- By XJ Selman
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4 Cases of Mistaken Address That Are Too Crazy For Reality
Sometimes a world of madness is but one ding-dong away.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 News Stories That Prove That Cops Shouldn't Be Comedians
Telling someone they're under arrest is never a good segue to new material.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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5 Doctors Who Just Gave The World's Worst Medical Advice
There are some things traditional medical school can't teach you, like how to be awful, for example.
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- By Hillery Alley
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4 Old-Timey Solutions We're Using on Modern Problems
It turns out many of civilization's problems are being addressed with solutions that, at the latest, were developed when Abraham Lincoln was in office.
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4 Insane Ways Tourists Are Ruining Famous Vacation Spots
You protect yourself against danger when traveling in foreign lands, but who protects the foreign lands from you?
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Ridiculous Ways 'Law & Order' Covered Celebrity Scandals
While the whole 'ripped from the headlines' genre is fun, things get a little weird whenever Law & Order tackles celebrity scandals.
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- By Joe Oliveto
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The 4 Worst Corporate Attempts to Bond With Employees
Sometimes a giant company will end up trying hilariously misguided tactics to get chummy with their employees that eventually blow up in their faces.
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- By Micah Duke
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4 People Filing Lawsuits For Their Own Dumb Mistakes
As children, we are expected to own up to our mistakes and learn from them. As adults, we learn to simply blame our idiot mistakes on someone else and palpate the legal system until a shitload of money flies out.
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4 Baffling Ways the Continent of Asia Loves Hitler
When you totally excise all the racial purity rhetoric and genocide and wholesale destruction of humanity, Adolf Hitler is basically Mr. Bean. At least that's the verdict of some folks across Asia.
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- By David Christopher Bell, CRACKED Staff
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3 People Who Accidentally Showed X-Rated Videos to Everyone
We all know that the ultimate nightmare is accidentally broadcasting your freaky masturbatory preferences to the world.
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4 Movies You Won't Believe Hollywood Is Remaking
Just because a movie is 'mildly dated' or 'criminally terrible' doesn't mean that a studio shouldn't mindlessly give it another go like a three-legged lemming.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 People Who Just Had The Worst Day Of Work Ever
These poor bastards' bad days at work quickly became the most publicly embarrassing moments of their entire lives.
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- By J.F. Sargent
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4 Astounding Screw-Ups Government Workers Failed to Notice
Screw-ups happen in any line of work -- sometimes you file a report with the wrong department, sometimes you forget to include the extra pickles. And in some occasions, your whoopsy is 'accidentally passing a law that affects millions of people.'
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