Cracked Quick Fixes Archive
4 Reasons Bitcoin Hoarders Are Screwed
Before you get too giddy, know that Bitcoin isn't wizard money and has some pretty significant downsides
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- By XJ Selman
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5 Embarrassing Ways People Trolled for Sex on Craigslist
With the advent of Craigslist, many a lost soul finally found their outlet for asking for freaky sex.
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- By XJ Selman
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4 Leaked Memos That Made Companies Look Like Dicks
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- By XJ Selman
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4 Real News Stories Ripped Straight from 'The X-Files'
These stories are all so bizarre that even the Gillian Andersonest of Gillian Andersons would have a tough time denying the involvement of interstellar poltergeists.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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The 4 Most Unfortunately Worded Statements by the Media
Some interns must've sneaked into work on a Saturday, completely blitzed, and decided to run the show.
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- By Jim Avery
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4 More B.S. News Stories That Fooled the Whole Damn Internet
The Internet is a tool that allows us limitless access to information -- most of which is apparently created by bored assholes committed to making our species stupider.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Upcoming Movie Sequels That Absolutely Nobody Asked For
No one should be surprised that studios are reaching back to the freaking Cold War to dredge up next year's blockbusters.
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- By Mark Hill
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4 Reasons Chemical Spills Are Way Scarier Than You Think
These will continue to happen, and there's nothing we can do about it.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Ridiculous Ways People Have Tried to Honor the Dead
Sometimes we confuse 'tribute' with 'things we enjoy personally that actually have no positive connection to the departed.'
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- By XJ Selman
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4 Sleazy Corporate Marketing Campaigns Aimed at Kids
emember when cigarette companies advertised to children? There's no way our society would ever do anything like that today, right?
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- By XJ Selman
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4 Reasons Legalized Weed Is Proving to Be a Total Bummer
Colorado thought they'd be riding high (we'll show ourselves out). Turns out things aren't that simple.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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7 Hilariously Predictable Porn Trends from Across the Globe
Thank you, Internet sex detectives (or sextectives, for those of you who dig portmanteaus), for all your tireless efforts.
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- By XJ Selman
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People Who Were Way Too Casual About Firearms
As KISS once pointed out, firearms are like genitals -- they're deserving of respect, but disastrous when nonchalantly flaunted in public.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Creepy Mysteries With Hilariously Stupid Explanations
Here are four intriguing questions that should've remained unanswered (or just four unnecessarily elaborate cover-ups that prove the government has a sense of whimsy).
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- By XJ Selman
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7 Weather Patterns That Prove Winter Is F#@%ing With Us
Winter is that magical time of the year when our planet harnesses everything from falling ice knives to the very air itself in a crazy-eyed attempt to murder every last one of us.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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- 236