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7 Insane 'Halloween Party Guides' (That We Tested)
To throw the Halloween rager of the century, all you need is 45 minutes, $50, and a willingness to become the pariah of your social circle.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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6 Hilarious New Costumes That Fail to Cash in on New Movies
Very rarely do you come across a Halloween costume that's actually scary.
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- By Jason Iannone
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4 Horrifying Facts About the Sexy Halloween Costume Industry
The problem has become so systemic that it just perpetuates itself with minimal (and counterintuitive) input from us, like some kind of insane robot.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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Red Bull's Class Action Lawsuit and 6 Other Internet Lies
Once more we jump into the fray to sift through the B.S.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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5 Ways Terrible Human Beings Are Profiting From Ebola
Everyone is freaking out about Ebola. So naturally people are asking 'How can I ride this flood of diseased body fluids until I'm filthy rich?'
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- By John Mulroy
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5 Insane Celebrity Jack-o'-Lantern Stencils (Tested)
DISCLAIMER: None of these pumpkins were digitally altered, nor is the author a world-renowned gourd artist.
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- By Chris Rio
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6 Halloween Pranks for Sociopaths With Unlimited Budgets
A party where everyone is wearing digitally amorphous face masks in front of a glowing Herculean skull is something we all deserve to attend.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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6 Obscure New Movies More People Should Be Excited About
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- By David Christopher Bell
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5 Insane but Plausible Ways Your Favorite TV Shows Could End
When it comes to your favorite shows, over-analytical fans from all across the Internet have their theories on what amazing twists we have yet to see.
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- By Jason Iannone
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4 Theme Restaurants Clearly Designed by Crazy People
Here are four new restaurants you should probably avoid, unless you consider carbohydrates and Vitamin B12 performance art.
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- By Mark Hill
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4 Technologies That Let Stalkers Have Virtual Sex With You
Thanks to 21st-century technological innovations, jilted exes now have a whole new array of methods to creepily cling to their past relationships
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- By XJ Selman
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4 Video Games For Those With Really Specific Sexual Fetishes
Thanks to the Oculus Rift, howling sexual maniacs around the world can now rejoice.
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- By XJ Selman
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5 Conspiracy Theories That Are So Dumb They're Brilliant
Here are five of the most ridiculously awesome conspiracy theories we've heard recently.
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- By Adam Wears
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How to Fix 'The Walking Dead' in One Easy Step
Are you listening, AMC?
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- By Adam Tod Brown, Megan Vance
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5 Reasons America Can Calm the F#@% Down About Ebola
WARNING: ANY OF YOU COULD DIE, AT ANY MOMENT. That's because you're a mortal being; that's how it works. But you're not going to die from Ebola.
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- By David Christopher Bell, Chris Tashjian
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